My Attention Will Cost You
Hello. I'm Mindy A.K.A. Your Ersatz Girlfriend. I'm looking for the fellas who crave the attention of a smart and beautiful lady but for whatever reason can't seem to attract the opposite sex no matter what you do. Maybe you're too shy, unattractive, or just have a small pecker. The ladies just don't give you the time of day or you keep getting stuck in the "friend-zone". Let's be real. I don't want to talk to you either, but I'll tolerate it as long as you continue to pay My rate. I'll be your ersatz girlfriend so you can tell your friends you have someone special in your life and give yourself the illusion that you're important. Actually, you are important...as My "simp". I'll be nice...most of the time, but don't think for a second I'm giving you any pussy, or touching your cock in any way. Feel free to jack off as you beg Me for it and tell Me how much you adore Me though. P.S. I love to shop so big tips will "cum" in handy.
